JOKE Dec4, 2006

perch88

1.        In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."
2.        UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
3.        We build bodies that last a lifetime.
4.        Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
5.        Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
6.        Illiterate? Write today for free help.
7.        Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
8.        Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : " DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE - XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS "
9.        At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: "Belt your family. It's the law."
10.        (xx)I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.

dava

Thanks, perch88
BTW, I like the second one most

perch88

I like #4, but I belive mostly men wouldn't like #1.