中国特色自创英文 ungeliable

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“不给力”一词就这样变成“英语”


Smilence 笑而不语

n. the facial expression with smile while keeping ones mouth shut.

名词 笑而不语的表情


Democrazy 民主妄想

Togayther 终成眷属
adverb:be with each other no matter what
无论怎样在一起

ie. They met each other in a Chinese university campus; they have been togayther finally after graduation.
例句：他们在一所中国的大学校园里相遇，他们终于在毕业后终成眷属。

Freedamn 自由


n.
Once you think you can do what you want to do, you are also damned in Malegebi.
一旦你以为自己可以想做什么就做什么，你在马勒戈壁也就玩完了。

ie. Life is dear, love is dearer. Both can be given up; then all you have is freedamn.
例 句：生命诚可贵，爱情价更高，二者均已抛，自由也未到。


Shitizen P民

ie. "I'm a senior official as your mayor, and you are only a shitizen!"


我和你们市长一个级别，你就是个P民！


Divoice 离婚宣言

n. an announcement made for divorce
为离婚而发表的声明

ie. "I am so happy to divorce with you. And I wish you and your Xiaosan a merry marriage like ours."That's a divoice from a woman who managed to leave her ex-husband almost nothing.
例句：“我很高兴与你离婚。我祝你和你的小三的婚姻如我们曾经那样的幸福。”这是一位妇女成功地让她的前夫“净身出户”之后的离婚宣言。

Animale 男人天性

n. the basic instinct of the species called "male"
被称为“男人”这一种群的本能

ie. Tiger Woods didn't do anything wrong but showing his animale.
例句：老虎・伍兹除了展示了一下男人天性之外，什么也没做错。

Amerryca 享乐国

n. A country where people enjoy 70% energy supply and asking others to cut
carbon emission.
一个自己享用了全球70%的能源供给却要求别的国家减少碳排放量的国家

ie. If you were elected in Amerryca, you would be a war president and Nobel peace prize winner at the same time too.
例句：如果你在享乐国当选了，你也能同时成为战时总统和诺贝尔和平奖获得者。

Innernet 内联网

Departyment 有关部门


n. The most mysterious department, which is in charge of almost everything and you can never find it when needed.
最为神秘的部门，它主管几乎所有的事，但你永远无法找到它




Don’train 动车

v. the advanced high-speed train which costs more than average Chinese can afford.
大多数的中国人乘不起的先进的高速列车

Jokarlist 妓者

n.
a person whose job is to collect and write false stories for newspapers, magazines, radio or television and make them not as much as jokes.
一名为报纸、杂志、广播或电视制造虚假消息，并使它们显得不那么象笑话并以此为职业的人


Vegeteal 偷菜


v. the most popular on-line game in China which everyone with IQ above 30 can play.
任何智商在30以上的人都可以玩的中国最流行的网络游戏。

Sexretary 秘书


n. Assistant who helps her boss whenever and whatever he needs.
帮助老板满足任何时间任何需要的助手

ie. Bill Clinton, as any successful animale, has a wonderful wife and a dozen sexretaries.
比尔・克林顿，作为一名成功的男人，有一名出色的太太和一打秘书。

Canclensor 审查



Emotionormal 情绪稳定


Harmany 河蟹

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